Give Me Symphonies

pearlmarley:

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fantheoriesandfoodporn:

So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?

Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.

What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18

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korytroy:

“her race isnt an issue but isn’t starfire supposed to be orange.”

“okay but she looks like a ghetto crackwhore hooker in that getup”

kory in literally a bell bottom suit and mini-dresses with and w/o a fur coat.

multiple starfires from in the comics who are apparently modest as hell:

“k, well her hair was never like that in the comics or cartoon.”

“she doesn’t shoot actual fire, the writers are idiots.”

“whatever I didnt wanna say it but she isn’t supposed to be black.”

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waywardjolie:

art-woonz:

Art By IG: @alysontabbitha

Instagram: @artwoonz

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thehobbutts:

thehobbutts:

im a hoe for art restoration

me, pretending I’m an intellectual while watching someone remove yellowed varnish from a 16th century painting on YouTube for three hours straight

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tallish-hobbit:

imprettyodd:

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watermelinoe:

jackthevulture:

wtfenris:

toboldlylesbian:

waitress assigned kin

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

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